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  • police officer: you're under arrest for shooting someone in the chest
  • me: whoever made the rhyme did the crime(:
  • police officer: haha i have to give you credit for that one dude you're off the hook

dickdickdickdickdickdickdickdick:

"how to perfect the natural, no makeup look"

step 1. you will need these 27 cosmetic products

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mountaineous:

Moraine Lake at Night | Andrey Popov
earthlycreations:

Planet Earth by Flava2000 
foodchewer:

the motto