don’t buy colgate whitening toothpaste
it says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days
15 days have come and gone
and i am still asian
From the moment I saw you, I knew I was gonna spend the rest of my life avoiding you.
you’re either obsessed with coffee or you can’t stand it there is no in between
what if eyebrows dont know when to stop growing and there are little eyebrow fairies that come to us in our sleep and keep them nice and trimmed each night and we dont know because we are sleeping